remember when i thought i only liked boys
remember when i thought i only liked girls
remember when i was under the delusion that my sexuality was anything that could be explained without getting extremely flustered and ending up shouting “I DON’T FUCKING KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE CUTE AND IT MAKES ME UPSET”
Actual text from my Dad. Happy Thanksgiving.
Shout out to all the closeted LGBT people who have to return to unsafe family environments this season. Remember that there is nothing wrong with you and that no, you are not a hypocrite for loving the people who raised you despite the things they have done to hurt you. Above all remember that you will always have friends who support you even if your family does not.
Em: So, does nobody else see the contradiction in this commercial?
S: Shut up, Em.
Em: No, I'm serious! It's simultaneously shaming men who are acting in stereotypically "non masculine" ways....
N: Here we go...
Em: ....and at the same time literally telling men to give other men meat!
M: It just makes me want a Slim Jim.
Em: Meat is obviously a symbol for dicks, is all I'm saying.
M: Slim Jims are dicks?!?!?!
S: This is the last time we find a room mate on Craigslist!