26 years old. Ex-ex-pat. Wandering Californian. Pseudo historian. Grad student. Queer. Beer enthusiast. Anglophile. Theoretical time traveler. Part time librarian. Full time loser. The usual.
Em: You want some crackers and hummus?
M: Sure, but, like, I don't know, man, the vastness of the Universe is giving me an existential crisis. I'm just...I feel like....like I'm a void.
Em: Me too, dude. That's why I'm filling that void with snacks.
White tumblr can understand that wearing a short skirt and high heels doesn't mean you were asking for it, but they can't understand that sagging your pants and saying nigga doesn't mean you deserved to be killed.
the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”
M: Hey, does anybody wanna join me up here [in the upstairs living room]? There's tons of S's underwear all over the place, it's super inviting.
N's girlfriend: Uh...
Em's boyfriend: ...no?
N: Dude! There are guests!
M: Yeah,and I'm a good host who's inviting them to come hang out in the living room which is now also an extension of S's underwear drawer instead of standing around in the kitchen watching you guys cook! Come on...it's all clean underwear.
N: Are you sure?
Em's boyfriend: He hesitated....still no.
N's girlfriend: Definitely no.
M: You all suck. I'm going to sit in my underwear palace alone, then.
N and Em: Sigh.
BFF: So did you get to see any shows in New York?
Em: YES. I rushed and got lucky TWICE. The first night I got to see If/Then, Idina Menzel's new show...
BFF: And she was THERE? SHE WAS IN IT?
BFF: Holy shit. I would have just run up on stage and, like, touched her face.
Em: Yeah, I thought about it, but I wanted to see the show, so...
BFF: And the second time?
Em: DUDE. Cabaret. At Studio 54. With Alan Cumming as the Emcee.
BFF: NO. EMILY. NO.
Em: And the seats were right up by the stage so there were a few points where I was about three feet away from him.
BFF: I would have....I would have peed.
Em: Yeah I went to the bathroom beforehand specifically for that reason.