B: Hey, hey, Emily, hey. Emily, hey. Know what we haven't done in a while?
C: DUET DUET DUET.
Z: GENDER SWAP DUET.
E: I heard you singing Summer Lovin over there an hour ago Brian, I am in no way singing Grease with you.
B: You know you want to! I'll let you be Danny.
E: Of course I'd be Danny, that's the point of gender swap duets. But no, I hate Grease.
B: No, you love it.
E: ...I will sing literally any other musical with you.
B: Come on, come on, you start.
E: ...Anything you can do, I can do better!
B: No no no, repeat after me...summer lovin had me a blast...ok now you.
E: You wait, little girl, on an empty stage. For fate to turn the light on.
B: Summer lovin, happened so fast!
E: What is this feeling, so sudden and new?
B: Met a boy, cute as can be!
E: Valjean, at last we see each other plain...
B: Summer days, drifting away...
E: What'd you forget?
B: Got a li...DAMN YOU. RENT is my weak spot and you know it!
3/4 of the way through Light My Candle my boss wanders in, stops, and says:
K: We need a god damn reality show. I'm calling Bravo.
i think there should be a biological setting for ‘i dont want kids why do i need to ovulate/menstruate’ and then your period just ollies out for a while
like ‘ok bro i accept your life choices call me if you want a baby’
The rest of this article is interesting in who it lists for possible replacements, but this part just made me angry. Like, REALLY? We can’t have a female doctor because parents are worried about having to talk about stuff with their kids? I’m sorry, but I picture the conversation going something like this:
Child: Parental Unit, why is the Doctor a girl?
Parental Unit: Because when the Doctor dies, he doesn’t really die, he regenerates into another person. This time he regenerated into a girl.
Child: Oh, okay. Why isn’t she ginger?
Parental Unit: Maybe next time.
So…we can expect a child to understand the entirety of season 6, but not a Time Lady? *facepalm* (I would be so down with Chiwetel Ejofor, though!)
When we FINALLY share a time zone (at least!) again, tonic water ice cubes will happen. And it will be good.
Sir Samson the Fat left me a bird on the doormat today.
Aw, thanks buddy, but my birthday isn’t until next month!