a conversation at the mainz hbf
I heard the (still familiar though uncommon these days) clear, clipped North American English accent at the counter at the main train station today and like a total fucking creeper (which I do not even pretend to deny I am) I asked the man where he was from.
Him: The United States.
Me: Yes, but where? So am I.
Him: Yeah, with your accent.
Me: I…I’m from California. The San Francisco Bay Area…?
Him: Oh. Ok. How long have you been here?
Me: Two and a half non-consecutive years.
Him: Cool, so you’re really here. I’m just here for a week from Chicago on business.
I am neither 100% sure he believed me nor certain if this is better than the time a Scottish cashier, upon carding me for the beer I was buying, told me “Wow, I’d never have guessed you were American. You’ve such a nice voice!”
It still begs the question: the fuck do I sound like I’m from?