Miriam Adeney (via wildthicket)
Mom: One of my friends is going to Germany tomorrow.
Em: AHHHHH why am I not going to Germany tomorrow.
Mom: She knows people who have a vinyard outside Frankfurt.
Em: AHHHH I know people who have vinyards outside Frankfurt.
Mom: And then they're going to Oktoberfest.
Em: AHHHH I know people who are going to Oktoberfest.
Emily on the phone with her German mom: zero to Bavarian in less than 2 minutes.